Some of mankind’s greatest philosophical pursuits can been boiled down to one simple, but incredibly important question: What kind of punk am I? We are always trying to figure out where we fit in, who are our real friends, and how to make sure no one discovers we are total posers with less than four records in our collections. This quiz—specially designed by the social scientists at The Hard Times—has been created to solve this problem, and will tell you, within some margin of error, exactly what sort of punk you are.
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kelly
14 April
Burnin Bob and the Big Boys @ FaceBook.
Fern
14 April
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Jose
14 April
Very few of these answers apply. I am so not punk!
Patty
14 April
Yeah we don’t have Denny’s in Australia I gave up after that
Meg
16 April
It’s just for boys too. Hey Hard Times, don’t you know punk is “not just boys fun?” Make a girl one, or a gender neutral one! It was funny all the same though.
D
14 April
This quiz is brilliant! Getting an ab workout and crying a little.
scott
14 April
punk sucks
michael
14 April
who wrote these queitions
Red
14 April
Yup.
C
14 April
suh.
Michele Powell
15 April
What Kind of Punk Are You?
I‘m Big Justin
You are a feared presence whenever you step into the pit. Rumor has it you beat up 15 cops at once and then they bought you beer. The night after the fight was when you got that decapitated mongoose tatted on the side of your head. But you need to stop texting my sister every night at 2 a.m., it’s fucked up.
Alberto
15 April
This is stupid!
Nuns
15 April
Whoever wrote this quiz is a moron and should be punished by having to listen to nothing but Rollins band for the rest of their miserable lives.
Jaime
15 April
Where did you get these questions? Did you find them in a flier in the parking lot of a warped tour? Cromags are not a punk band. Punk is about DIY it always has been.
If you need an example listen to what Mike Ness says in the documentary from the 80’s called Suburbia. I guess Fat Mike who started Fat Wreck Chords or Brett from Bad Religion who started Epitaph records aren’t punk either. Black flag is a punk band but so were the Dead Kennedy’s, D.I., Social D., X, Germs,Minor Threat etc…guess I should go back to my job at Hot Topic…
Dave Stewart
16 April
The Cro Mags weren’t punk? That is the dumbest thing I believe I’ve ever read.
Especially given that I’m standing next to Harley Flanagan as I write this.
M
15 April
That was pretty funny. It wasnt meant to reaffirm who you already think you are.
erin
15 April
accurate as fuck
Tj
15 April
These questions aren’t really that good. Ask some fuckers to make there own surveys and go from there
Jesse
15 April
Punk is like, Green Day right?
piss offster
15 April
Get fucked
clay
16 April
KOONTZ
aerggh I’m a victim of clickbait